From the office of the Old Balls University self-appointed Chancellor Extraordinaire:
Fellow NCWSA Alumni!
Congratulations – you’ve officially made the cut. Through hard work, determination, and nothing short of an extreme amount of luck, you’ve survived college and collegiate wateskiing. For having done so, you’ve qualified yourself to apply for the most prestigious University known to man, Old Balls University!
Please click the link below to apply. OBU application fees are $30 each, which includes a bib and shipping to your door. Thanks to our super hot MCWSA Webmaster, Michael Newth, we’ve got a sick bib made up for you to rep at summer tournaments, work, or when you are out on the town!
All proceeds will be split up between 3 different charities or ski organizations – you will get to choose where your money goes. We thank you for your support and cannot wait to have you as a member of our team!
The application/order deadline is Sunday April 23, 2017 at 11:59:59pm CDT. Please place your applications/orders through our prestigious Google Form: https://goo.gl/forms/
Should you have any questions about your application, or require an alternate payment method, please feel free to contact me.